Toasted Reuben Sandwiches

Note: Next humor story June 1st. May humor story posted below.

Dark Rye bread
Deli Corned beef (Sometimes I use pastrami if I don't have corned beef)
Canned saurkraut
swiss cheese, sliced
light mayonnaise
ketchup
butter

Preheat griddle to medium high. Mix together ketchup and mayo until it turns a pink color (or you can just use Thousand Island dressing instead). Butter the rye bread. Place one bread, butter side down, on the griddle. Spread a layer of ketchup and mayo mix on the bread. Then add meat, cheese, and saurkraut on top. Place other slice of bread, butter side up, on top of sandwich. When the bread has browned, flip and toast the other side until golden brown. Delicious!

Bacon Beef and Cheddar Pitas

Note: Next humor story Feb. 1st!

8 whole wheat pita halfs
roast beef lunchmeat
low fat cheddar cheese, sliced
turkey bacon, cooked in microwave

Layer roast beef, cheese, and cooked bacon in each pita. Warm in microwave until cheese melts (about 30 sec.). Delicious!

NEW YEAR! NEW BLOG!

I have collected hundreds of fast easy recipes so that I have time to write funny stories AND chase my 5 kids. I thought my collection might help you too! I will now post weekly...a new humor story the first day of every month, and a fast, easy recipe every Friday!

Here's my first recipe: (I'll post the January humor story next Fri! See you then!)

Pesto Turkey Melt (For lunch or dinner)

Pesto Sauce
Deli Turkey slices
Mozzarella or Monterey Jack cheese, grated
Toasted Bread slices

Spread 2t pesto sauce on toast. Add turkey and cheese. Broil open faced in broiler until cheese melts. Serve open faced or top with toast.