What Should My Next Title Be?

(source: walrusproductions.com)

My publisher wanted me to give her ideas for the title of my next humor book, but frankly, the ones I came up with were rather lame, the best one being "Real Mothers Don't Grow on Trees".  Ahem.  Yeah.  Lame.

The last title, "Confessions of a Completely Insane Mother," really got the book a lot of attention in the LDS market.  This new humor book is for the national market, although it is basically the same humor essays about motherhood format.  What do you think?  What's a good title for a motherhood humor book?