Friday, May 30, 2008

Tune in next Fri. for another story

I am doing stories every other week now to save some surprises for the next book, but here's one of my favorite funny emails that was circulating around. I always love it no matter how many times I read it.

Answers given by elementary school age children:

Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mother out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.

More next week!


twoplustwins said...

thanks for a great laugh. I needed it after this exhausting move! It makes for long days and short night. I can't wait to see you in a couple of weeks.

Bonnie said...

So cute!! My friend Dori lead me to your blog because, she said you look like her but, sound like me. I laughed and cried over your mothers day post. Great job.

The Clan of the Crazies said...

I love it! Some days I feel that dab of mean a little more than others. It's funny how some things can trigger your inner Nazi. Kids are so sweet.

Bonnie said...

I couldn't find an e-mail for you so I just came here to comment bac. Thanks for stopping by my blog. I love meeting new people.
The sugar thing just might kill me. wish me luck.

Marie' said...

I loved the scotch tape one... and it kills me because they get so annoyed when I can't find it... like that is the only thing I am good for.

Anonymous said...

THANK YOU! for the totally enjoyable TIME OUT I received from reading your stories on your blog! I laughed so hard I thought I was going to pee my pants!
I had my OWN Monday chaos of events that I was trying to recover from and desperately needed to laugh a little before diving back into my routine...THANK YOU!!!
C.Jones (Homer, Alaska)